Personalized “This ___ Doesn’t Date Anymore” T-Shirt – Personalized Trades & Oilfield Design
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Personalized “This ___ Doesn’t Date Anymore” T-Shirt – Personalized Trades & Oilfield Design
Personalized “This ___ Doesn’t Date Anymore” T-Shirt – Personalized Trades & Oilfield Shirt | Blue Collar Pride
Show off your sense of humor, pride, and personal values with this customizable “This ___ Doesn’t Date Anymore” T-shirt — designed for hardworking folks who’d rather do honest work than waste time on shallow relationships. Add your own job title (Mechanic, Oilfield Worker, Welder, Truck Driver, etc.) to make this shirt uniquely yours, or give as a funny, meaningful gift to a friend in the trades.
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Personalized & Unique: Choose your own job title to customize the shirt’s front — making every shirt personal and meaningful.
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Bold Statement: The phrase “This ___ Doesn’t Date Anymore. I just foster women until they find their forever homes.” catches attention and conveys humor, pride, and a bit of rebellious charm — perfect as a conversation starter or a statement piece.
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Comfortable & Everyday Wear: Made with quality fabric suitable for daily wear — whether you’re heading to the job site, grabbing a beer with buddies, or just lounging on the weekend.
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Proud Blue-Collar Vibe: Appeals directly to the working-class, trades, and oilfield crowd — ideal for those who take pride in honest work and a no-nonsense lifestyle.
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Great Gift Idea: A fun, personalized gift for mechanics, welders, truckers, construction workers, oilfield crews, or anyone proud of their grind.
Wear it proud, wear it loud — because you know what you value.
Example Job Titles to Use in the Slogan
You could design the shirt to say, for example:
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“This Mechanic Doesn’t Date Anymore. I just foster women until they find their forever homes.”
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“This Oilfield Worker Doesn’t Date Anymore. I just foster women until they find their forever homes.”
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“This Roughneck Doesn’t Date Anymore. I just foster women until they find their forever homes.”
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“This Truck Driver Doesn’t Date Anymore. I just foster women until they find their forever homes.”
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“This Welder Doesn’t Date Anymore. I just foster women until they find their forever homes.”
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“This Construction Worker Doesn’t Date Anymore. I just foster women until they find their forever homes.”
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“This Foreman Doesn’t Date Anymore. I just foster women until they find their forever homes.”
You can adjust to almost any job title — think about what resonates most with your target audience (blue-collar, working-class folks, oilfield, trades, etc.).
- 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
- Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Gildan®
- 100% cotton
- Banded neck and armholes; Double-needle hem
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester, Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Gildan®
- 4.3 oz, 100% combed cotton jersey
- Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered
- 32 singles for extreme softness; 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Next Level
- Preshrunk 4.3 oz, 50% polyester/25% cotton/25% rayon jersey
- 32 singles for extreme softness
- Tri-blend has a heather look for all colors
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Next Level
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Seamless double-needle 7/8
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Gildan®
- 7.8-ounce, 50/50 cotton/poly fleece
- Air jet yarn for a soft, pill-resistant finish
- Two-ply hood Dyed-to-match drawcord; Front pouch pocket
- Decoration type: Digital Print or Screen Print (based on design & quantity)
- Port & Co.
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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.
Wear Your Blue Collar Pride
From the jobsite to everyday life, our apparel is built for grit, strength, and style. Mix, match, and make it yours — because every worker deserves gear that honors their pride.
